Tri kratke pricice

Prozori

Na jednoj zgradi na istom spratu bila dva prozora. Gledala su na istu stranu ulice i u isto vreme ih je budilo sunce i zapljuskivala kiša. Starili su zajedno, jedan pored drugog. I nicega više medu njima nije bilo.

Minut

Stigla mi je kafa. Vrela. Jutro se lenjo vuklo po praznoj stanicnoj kafani. A onda je u kafanu ušla devojka i sela okrenuvši mi leda. Samo sam video njenu nežnu belu nadlanicu kako viri iz predugackog rukava vunenog džempera. Gledao sam je satima i cela mi je mladost prošla pred ocima, od ljubakanja iza škole i prvih cigareta, do pokušaja samoubistva u simbolicnoj i kobnoj 27-oj. A onda je ona ustala i otišla i odnela svoju ruku. Srknuo sam kafu i izgoreo se. Još je bila vrela.

Topola

Rasla je jedna topola na kraju dvorišta u kome smo se igrali kao mali. Ja sam se krila iza topole i niko me nikada nije pronašao. A nisu me ni tražili. Onda je topola posecena i tu je izgradena neka ružna zgrada. A mene i dalje nisu pronašli.

Slobodanka – Boba Vukosavic

The Simpsons – priceless moments

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Lionel Hutz: Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”

Homer: Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.

Ned Flanders: I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

Comic Book Guy: Last night’s “Itchy and Scratchy Show” was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

Homer: When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!

Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

Homer: Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Homer: Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.

Sideshow Bob: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

Krusty the Clown: And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.

Sideshow Bob: Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

Superintendent Chalmers: I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children…

Troy McClure: Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!

Bart: I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.

Homer: How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

Homer: Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”

Krusty the Clown: Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…

Nelson: Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.

Principal Skinner: Fire can be our friend; whether it’s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.

Homer: Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk.

Sideshow Bob: Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!

Homer: I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes!

Apu: Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work.

Frink: Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who’s been screwing with this thing?

Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!

Man Gave Names to All the Animals

…U tom trenutku disk dzokej pusti „Man Gave Names to All the Animals“ Boba Dilana i on otkri jednu posve novu Unu koju do tada nije poznavao. Bacila se sama u epicentar uzavrele mase igraca sto je kljucala u tami i, predajuci se sklopljenih ociju tom kovitlacu, nudila se svima istovremeno… Una , izgleda, zivi jedino kad igra.Profesor , prateci pogledom njene egzibicije( pa ona ce se potucati sa citavom diskotekom), prepoznaje ljubomoru bez ikakvog izgleda na utehu: degradiran, odbacen u ugao, u senku sanka, nepotreban uljez u ovaj tajni krug mladih i lepih, opasnih i nimalo naivnih; vrelina mu pali lice, obuzima ga mucnina, povraca mu se od straha sto je uleteo u zamku. Gospode, ako te ima, naredi disk-dzokeju da prekine ovo mucenje, ovu sporu stvar, i zameni je nekom brzom , djuskavom, uz koju se ne moze igrati tako blizu, tako uvredljivo blizu- promeni plocu!A onda profesor prelazi granice patnje i mirno shvata da je zauvek izgubio Unu, gotovo je i sta se tu moze, bilo je lepo dok je trajalo,a on je samo imao srece sto je jedno vreme bila njegova;sada je s tim svrseno , pa neko cudno olaksanje oslobadja mu telo, celo, ruke, noge , stomak, sve;mirno placa svoj i Unin racun, pa slobodan, ponovo svoj, nezavisan macak, prolazi pored gorila na vratima i zakoraci u svezu noc … Neka se potuca s kim god hoce, mislio je , jutro ce svima biti isto! Prljavo i besmisleno.Isto osecanje krivice, iste zguzvane plahte, neistresene pepeljare, gorcina na nepcu, pikavac koji se davi u napola popijenoj casi, prasnjave cipele nasred tepiha, razbacana odeca, sivilo kroz koje se ljubavnici vracaju kuci u vecernjoj odeci, koja tako odudara od snuzdenih ljudi koji odlaze nas posao…Jutro ce sve izbrisati. Zapalio je cigaretu i povukao dubok dim i u tom casu zacuo grebanje na vratima- Unin uobicajeni znak da se macka-skitara vratila kuci. -Bas imas srece!-rekla je skidajuci mindjuse.-Koliko me je samo njih nocas zelelo, a imaces me jedini ti! Bas imas srece! -Zar?-kazao je hladno, i divlje zaronio u njenu mirisljavu kozu, vracen iz svog naivnog bekstva. Dok mu je ravnomerno disala na ramenu, znao je: bice to duga , iscrpljujuca bitka na zivot i propast da se oslobodi ove devojke koju mu je poklonio slucaj…

Momo Kapor

People I respect – Eric Cantona

Eric Cantona – Zato sto je dosao u zemlju koja je izmislila fudbal i pokazao im kako se igra srcem i mudima. Zato sto je bio najveci kada je to bilo najteze i zato sto 10 godina nakon sto se povukao navijaci i dalje uzvikuju njegovo ime. Zato sto je na Old Traford doneo titulu nakon 26 godina. Zato sto je debeli celavi francuz koji je od Giggsa, Scolesa i klinaca koji su 10 godina nosili igru Mancestera napravio ljude. Zato sto je u karijeri promasio 2 penala i u oba slucaja odmah dao gol iz igre da se iskupi. Zato sto je od 17 puta koliko je penale sutirao u Unitedu, golmane poslao po burek 16 puta. Zato sto je znao i levom, i desnom i glavom, a najvise srcem. Zato sto je svaka utakmica bila vredna gledanja. Zato sto je otisao kada je bio najveci. Zato sto je radio prave stvari i nikad se nije zbog toga izvinjavao. Zato sto je bilo mnogo fudbalera ali samo jedan Eric. Zato sto je kralj.

About him:
„We stayed at the Croydon Park hotel,’. ‘So we got up in the morning and I’ve got me suit on – the nuts, know what I mean? I knock on Eric’s door and he’s standing in jacket, white shirt, long collars like that [he gestures to describe long, pointed collars], unbuttoned so you can see his chest. „Eric, you can’t go to court like that“, I told him and he says, „I am Cantona, I can go as I want“. (Ince about Cantona before he entered court)
„Collar turned up, back straight, chest stuck out, he glided into the arena as if he owned the fucking place. Any arena, but nowhere more effectively than Old Trafford. This was his stage. He loved it, the crowd loved him“ (Roy Keane, Cantona’s successor as Manchester United captain.)
„I think he is the best player I ever played with, and probably ever seen“ (Ryan Giggs on Eric Cantona)
„We`re just very grateful he`s here. He`s such a great player. I`m still pinching myself. A player like that only comes along once or twice in a lifetime, and you don`t leave him out or put him in the reserves. You
respect his skill. Eric is the brainiest player I`ve ever seen, he see’s such a lot when he has the ball. The big thing he has given United is the ability to make attacks count, not waste good positions until the
right option appears, and we now finish almost every move with an effort on goal.
The other thing is his ability to release players, even when the pass doesn`t look on. If you make the run Eric will probably get you the ball.“ (Sir Bobby Charlton)
I’d give all the champagne I’ve ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford. (George Best)

By him:
„When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea“.
„I didn’t study; I live. You can’t study these things – life teaches them to you. You don’t find them in a book… I’ve read a lot of Socrates on page three of the Sun.“
„Sometimes in life one experiences an emotion which is so strong that it is difficult to think, or to reason. Sometimes you get submerged by emotion. I think it’s very important to express it – which doesn’t necessarily mean hitting someone. I am very mistrustful of people who are constantly overintellectualising things. It kills passion. You have to allow yourself to lose control from time to time.“
„I feel close to the rebelliousness and vigour of the youth here. Perhaps time will separate us, but nobody can deny that here, behind the windows of Manchester, there is an insane love of football, of celebration and of music.“
„When you are a rich man you are proud to own a Rolls Royce and when you are a poor man you are proud to own a Renault“
„France does not deserve Auxerre… England deserves Auxerre “
„The Irish public should bow to the feet of Roy Keane, not slate him as he is the best player they will ever have to boast“
„After his first training session in heaven, George Best, from his favourite right wing, turned the head of God who was filling in at left-back. I would love him to save me a place in his team – George Best that is, not God.“
„I am God.“
„I might have said that, but on the whole I talk a lot of rubbish.“
„I don’t play against a particular team. I play against the idea of losing.“
„An artist in my eyes, is someone who can lighten up a dark room. I have never and will never find difference between the pass from Pele to Carlos Albert in the final of the World Cup in 1970 and the poetry of the young Rimbaud, who stretches ‘cords from steeple to steeple and garlands from window to window’. There is in each of these human manifestations and expression of beauty which touches us and gives us a feeling of eternity.“

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