Sledeci tekst je transkript stvarne radio konverzacije koja se desila u oktobru 1945. izmedu broda SAD mornarice (koji se nalazio pored engleske obale) i britanskih vlasti. Transkript je objavilo britansko
Ministarstvo odbrane 10.10.’95. Komentar nije potreban.
GB: Molim vas skrenite svoj kurs 15 stepeni juzno da bi izbegli sudar.
USA: Savetujemo vam da vi skrenete svoj kurs za 15 stepeni severno da bi izbegli sudar.
GB: Negativno. Vi cete morati skrenuti svoj kurs za 15 stepeni juzno da izbegnete sudar.
USA: Ovde kapetan US Navy broda. Ponovo vam kaem, skrenite svoj kurs.
GB: Negativno. Ponovo kazem, mora cete skrenuti svoj kurs.
USA: Ovo je nosac aviona USS Llincoln , drugi najveci brod u atlantskoj floti sjedinjenih americkih drzava. Sa nama su tri razaraca, tri krstarice i brojni ostali pomocni rodovi. Zahtevam da vi skrenete svoj kurs 15 stepeni severno. To znaci 15 stepeni severno, ili cemo preduzeti kontramere da bi ostvarili sigurnost ovog broda.
GB: Mi smo svetionik. Jebite se
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Lepa prica, ali… samo to
http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/l/lighthouseandaircraftcarrier.htm
Ipak je urbana legenda:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Coral_Sea_(CV-43)#Trivia
“It was funnier when the joke was told with out the creepy racist overtones.
So did you add the fake reality bits or did you just cut n paste the whole thing?
Source(s):
A 1975 copy of Reader’s digest, where I read this joke in “Humor in Uniform”.”
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120105074719AAOGLeh