10 best excuses when you get caught falling asleep on your desk:
10. „They told me at the blood bank this might happen.“
9. „This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.“
8. „Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!“
7. „I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.“
6. „I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.“
5. „I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?“
4. „Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.“
3. „The coffee machine is broken…“
2. „Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot…“
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk…
1. “ … in Jesus’ name. Amen.“
